10. Got a free jacket I want to show off before it gets dirty.

9. Need to get caught up on the latest Tiger Woods jokes.

8. The wheat yield was so good last year, I still feel the need to brag about it to anyone within earshot.

7. Beats sitting at home and watching the markets drop again.

6. This is the closest I can get to new machinery.

5. The wife wanted to do something ‘spur of the moment and romantic’, so here we are!.

4. Doc says I need to walk twenty minutes a day, and right now I’m about 72 hours behind schedule.

3. Two words-Free Admission.

2. Right booth at the right time equals a free lunch.

1. “Oprah” is a rerun.